Monthly Archives: August 2006

Dinner with the Girlfriend’s Parents

 
> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
> dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
> girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
> like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * *
> *Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
> he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
> pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
> everything there is to know about condoms and sex.* * * * * * * * *
> *At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
> he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
> insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
> busy, it being his first time and all.
> * * * * * * * * * *
> That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and
> meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I’m so excited for you to
> meet my parents, come on in!"
> * * * * * * * * * *
> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
> girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
> and bows his head.
> * * * * * * * * * *
> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
> head down.
> * * * * * * * * * *
> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
> * * * * * * * * * *
> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
> leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
> were this religious."
> * * * * * * * * * *
> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
> a pharmacist."* * * * * * * * * *
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