Monthly Archives: September 2007

Student’s ans

 
Just for a laugh…

TEACHER: Why are you late?
BONGANI: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
BONGANI: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: BONGANI, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BONGANI: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: BONGANI, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BONGANI: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
BONGANI: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
BONGANI: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking
about?
BONGANI: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

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TEACHER: BONGANI, go to the map and find North America.
BONGANI: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: BONGANI!

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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BONGANI: Don’t bite any.

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TEACHER: BONGANI, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BONGANI: I is…
TEACHER: No, BONGANI. Always say, "I am."
BONGANI: All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
BONGANI: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."

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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish
him?"
BONGANI: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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BONGANI: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER: No. Why do you ask that?
BONGANI: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one
is blue with red spots!
BONGANI: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at
home.

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TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him,
what virtue would I be showing?
BONGANI: Brotherly love?

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TEACHER: BONGANI, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother’s. Did you copy his?
BONGANI: No, teacher, it’s the
same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
BONGANI: A teacher