Monthly Archives: December 2005

Logic jokes

 
 
> A customer went to snack bar and ordered a
> hamburger.
> When 20 minutes had gone and his food hadn’t
> arrived, the irritated
> customer asked the waiter.
>
>
> Customer: Will my hamburger be long?
> Waiter: No, sir…it will be round.
>
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>
>
> Two young boys was having their morning breakfast,
> consist of hot chocolate
>
> and cereal. As he almost finish his meal, the
> younger of the two headed
> for their aquarium, his hand full of cereal. Just
> before he feed the
> turtles and the fish, his mother came into the room.
>
>
> "Don’t do it, Kamal",she said."They’ll die." The
> boys face turned pale and
>
> throw his mother a desperate look, "Then why did you
> gave it to us ?"
>
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>
>
> Diner: Waiter, look at this chicken, nothing but
> skin and bones.
> Waiter: What else do u want, feathers?
> Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken. Call the
> manager!
> Waiter: It’s no use. He won’t eat it either.
> Diner: You’ll drive me to my grave!
> Waiter: Well, you don’t expect to walk there, do
> you?
>
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>
>
> Ben: These ice-cream are too expensive
> John: Stop complaining and pay with a smile.
> Ben: I wish I could but the man insists on cash!
>
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>
>
> Almost bald man: Why do u always charge me double?
> You ought to charge me cheaper for I don’t have much
> hair!
> Barber: No, no! We ! don’t charge for cutting the
> hair! We charge for
> having to search for it!
>
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>
>
> New prisoner comes to prison cell.
> Convicts: What has happened with you that you are
> here?
> Prisoner: I have broken a window on my job place.
> Convicts: It’s unbelievable! Where did you work?
> Prisoner: On a submarine.
> ******************************************************

 
 
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How dad answer his child…. must read it! funny de !

 
 
 
> >That Old Question ….

> >

> >

> >

> > CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?

> >

> >

> >

> > DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!..

> > Listen… Dad and

> >

> > mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your

> > mom and

> >

> > we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe?  Then, mom did some

> > downloads

> >

> > from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we

> > discovered

> >

> > that there was no firewall.. Seeing that it was a bit too late to

> >

> > cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later,

> > the damn

> >

> > >virus appeared!.

> >

> > >

> >

> > >CHILD: Huh?

 
 
 
 

Condom game

 
Have fun lol!
 
 
 
 
Press "space to shoot"
 

So who wants to be incharge?

 
 
>

> >Haha this is a good one!!  I totally AGREE!!! muahaha

> >

> >

> >The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in

> >charge. Each organ took a turn speaking up:

> >

> >Brain: "I should be in charge because I run all body functions."

> >Blood: "I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain."

> >Stomach: "I should be in charge because I process food to the brain."

> >Legs: "I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to

> >go."

> >Eyes: "I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it’s

> >going."

> >Asshole: "I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste."

> >

> >All the other parts laughed and made the asshole very mad. To prove his

> >point,

> >the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6

> >days,

> >refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

> >

> >Day 1 – Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief

> >Day 2 – Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly

> >Day 3 – Legs got cramps and became unstable

> >Day 4 – Eyes became watery and vision became blurred

> >Day 5 – Blood became toxic and poisoned the body

> >Day 6 – The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

> >

> >The moral of the story:

> >No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you will find

> >that it

> >is always the asshole that is in charge.

>