nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and
I’ve been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice – even
her piercings, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it’s
the passion dad, she’s pregnant and Joan said that we will be very
Even though you don’t care for her as she is so much older than I, she
already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that’s
now one of my dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be
growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine
ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care
Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know
PS: Dad, None of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
my report card that’s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call
is safe for me to come home.