Monthly Archives: March 2006

Why Men Stay Married

 
 
 
> A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes
> that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he has not bought her a gift.
>
> So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie.  Inside he
> sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie’s are.
>
> The girl responds:  "Which one?  We have:
>
> Gymnasium Barbie: $19.95
> Volleyball Barbie: $19.95
> Shopping Barbie: $19.95
> Surfer Barbie: $19.95
> Disco Barbie: $19.95
> and Divorced Barbie: $299.95
>
> Shocked, the man asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie $299.95 when all the
> other Barbie’s are $19.95?"
>
> Exasperated, the girl responds:
>
> "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with":
>
> Ken’s Car
> Ken’s House
> Ken’s Boat
> Ken’s Furniture
> Ken’s Jewelry
> Ken’s Money
> Ken’s Computer, and
> Ken’s Best Friend
>
>
 
 
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