Monthly Archives: February 2010

Deadlock in Life

Boss says to secretary: ‘We will go abroad on business for a week, so please make arrangement.’

Secretary makes call to Husband: ‘For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.’

Husband makes call to secret lover: ‘My wife is going abroad for a week, so let’s spend the week together. ‘

Secret lover makes call to a small boy whom she is giving private tuition:
‘I am not free for a week, so you need not come for tuition. ‘

Small
boy makes call to his grandfather: ‘Grandpa, I don’t have tuition for a
week because my teacher is busy. Let’s spend the week together. ‘

Grandpa(the
1st boss) makes call to his secretary: ‘Now I am going to spend time
with my grandson, so please postpone that overseas meeting.’

Secretary makes call to her husband: ‘My boss has just cancelled our trip.’

Husband makes call to secret lover: ‘We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.’

Secret lover makes call to the small boy: ‘This week we will have tuition as usual.’

Small
boy makes call to his grandfather: ‘Grandpa, my teacher said this week
I have to attend class. Sorry I can’t accompany you.’

Grandpa makes call to his secretary: ‘Don’t worry, this week we will attend that overseas meeting, so please make arrangement.’

This is called deadlock in life.

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