Monthly Archives: January 2010

Everyone lied

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s
best friend. They had sex for hours, and afterwards, while they’re just
laying there, the phone rings.
Since it is the woman’s house, she
picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only
hearing her side of the conversation… She is speaking in a cheery
voice) "Hello? Oh, hi. I’m so glad that you called. Really? That’s
wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks.
Okay. Bye bye."
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh" she replies, "that was my husband telling me about all the wonderful time he’s having his fishing trip with you."