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Cash Vs Cheque


         There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
         his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

         Just before he died, he said to his wife,  "When I die, I want you
         to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to
         take my money to the afterlife with me."

         And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that
         when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with

         Well, he died.
         He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in
         black, and her friend was sitting next to her

         When they finished the ceremony and just before the undertakers
         got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait
         just a minute!"

         She had a box with her. She came over with the box and put it in
         the casket.

         Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it

         So, her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put
         all that money in there with your husband?"

         The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back
         on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in
         that casket with him."

         "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with
         him!!!!?" exclaimed the friend.

         "Sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my
         account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend