No sex since 2001


>> A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
>> hosted by a local liberal arts college There was no shortage of
>> extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached
>> the Sergeant Major for conversation.
>>
>> “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
>> something bothering you?”
>>
>> “Negative, ma’am. Just serious by nature.”
>>
>> The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It
>> looks like you have seen a lot of action.”
>>
>> “Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.”
>>
>> The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
>> “You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself.”
>>
>> The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
>>
>> Finally the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don’t take this
>> the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?”
>>
>> “2001, ma’am.”
>>
>> “Well, there you are. No wonder you’re so serious. You really need to
>> chill out!  I mean, no sex since 2001! She took his hand and led him to
>> a private room where she proceeded to “relax” him several times.
>>
>> Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
>> said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 2001.”
>>
>> The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his
>> watch, “I hope not; it’s only 2130 now.”

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