“Quit all that cryin’! I’m not depressed. I’ve lived 75 great years.
How ’bout you and me go to my favorite bar and have a couple beers with
So while the guys are having their beers, the old
man breaks the news to his friends. “Fellas,” he says, “I’ll be dead in
a year ’cause I got AIDS.”
On the way home, his son asks, “Dad, why did you lie to your friends?”
His dad replies, “‘Cause when I die, I don’t want them trying to f**k your mother!”