Iraq


 
A soldier ran up to a nun and asked her, "Please
Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few
minutes. I’ll
explain why later."
The nun agreed to his request.
Shortly thereafter, the two Military Police came
running along and
asked her if she had seen a soldier running down
the road.
She replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled
out from under her
skirt and said, "I can’t thank you enough Sister, but
you see I
don’t want to go to Iraq."
The nun said she can fully understand the fear.
The soldier added, "I hope you don’t think me rude
or impertinent,
but you have the most beautiful pair of legs I’ve
ever seen.
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,
you would have
seen the most beautiful pair of balls you’ve ever
seen!
I don’t want to go to Iraq either.
 
 
 
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