魔王


 
有一天魔王把公主抓走,公主一直叫…
魔王:妳盡關叫破喉嚨吧!沒有人會來救妳的!
公主:破喉嚨~破喉嚨~

沒有人:公主~我來救妳了!

魔王:說曹操曹操就到!

曹操:魔王!你叫我幹嘛?

魔王:哇勒!看到鬼!

鬼:靠!被發現了!

靠:胡說!誰發現我了?
誰:關我屁事?
魔王:ohmy GOD!
上帝:誰叫我?
誰:沒有人叫你啊!
沒有人:我哪有?
從此…
魔王精神分裂…

很冷
小心感冒

 
 
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