> >Haha this is a good one!! I totally AGREE!!! muahaha
> >The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in
> >charge. Each organ took a turn speaking up:
> >Brain: "I should be in charge because I run all body functions."
> >Blood: "I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain."
> >Stomach: "I should be in charge because I process food to the brain."
> >Legs: "I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to
> >Eyes: "I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it’s
> >Asshole: "I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste."
> >All the other parts laughed and made the asshole very mad. To prove his
> >the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6
> >refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
> >Day 1 – Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
> >Day 2 – Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
> >Day 3 – Legs got cramps and became unstable
> >Day 4 – Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
> >Day 5 – Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
> >Day 6 – The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
> >The moral of the story:
> >No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you will find
> >that it
> >is always the asshole that is in charge.