笑话


 
 
> > A young man is getting married soon and he decided
> to pay his Uncle
> > who is a sex expert, a visit, to get a little
> advice.
> >
> > Young man : Uncle, I am getting married soon but I
> am not prepared.
> > What is your advice for me for that ‘first night’?
> >
> > Uncle : The first night is the most important
> night for a man. You
> > would have to give your wife so much pleasure that
> she wouldn’t forget it
> > for the rest of her life.
> >
> > Young man : But how do I do it?
> >
> > Uncle : Alright..you would have to increase the
> size of yr Penis as this
> > will keep your wife screaming the whole night
> through…. it’s very easy.
> >
> > Young man : How?
> >
> > Uncle : You would have to soak your penis in a cup
> of tea Every night
> > from now until that ‘first night’.
> >
> > Young man : If it’s that easy, I am sure I can be
> a hero that night……
> >
> > The young man went home and did what his uncle
> said Every Night he
> > will soak his penis into a cup of tea.
> >
> > On that ‘first night’ his uncle was also in the
> house. Suddenly, the
> > young man’s wife screamed out loud…. the uncle
> was thinking about how
> > great his remedy was when the door suddenly opened
> and the young man came
> > out looking sad and depressed….he walked towards
> his uncle….
> >
> > Uncle : Why so fast?
> >
> > Young man : My one is long, but how come only as
> thin as a pencil?
> > Uncle : Did you follow the remedy that I gave u?
> > Young man : Yes I did….I soak mine in a cup of
> tea every night.
> > Uncle : What kinda tea?
> > Young man : Mustika Ratu – Slimming Tea…..
 
 
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